DOOM Survey Results; the Long Form
Total People who responded to the survey: 128
What Processor is in your system?
80386SX AMD25Mhz: 1 
33Mhz: 1 
80386DX 20Mhz: 1 
25Mhz: 1 
33Mhz: 8  
AMD40Mhz: 8  
80486SX 20Mhz: 1 
25Mhz: 6  
33Mhz: 4  
80486DX 25Mhz: 2  
80486DX 33Mhz: 36  
AMD40Mhz: 2  
50Mhz: 20  
80486DLC 33Mhz: 1 
80486DX/2 50Mhz: 4  
66Mhz: 30  
80486SLC/2 50Mhz: 1 
Pentium 60Mhz: 1 
Overclocked: 4  
What sound card do you have?
ATI FX : 1 
Aztech Pro : 1 
Gallant SC-5000 : 1 
Gravis Ultra Sound : 16  
LAPC1 : 1 
Logitech Soundman : 1 
Pro Audio Spectrum16 : 22  
(and PA Studio)
Quickshot Game Machine : 1 
Roland CM-32L : 1 
Roland MT-32 : 1 
Sound Blaster (8 bit) : 16  
Sound Blaster Pro : 36  
Sound Blaster Pro 16 : 1 
Sound Blaster 16 : 9  
Sound Blaster 16ASP : 6  
Sound Galaxy SG-NX Pro : 1 
Thunderboard : 1 
What video card do you have?
ALI-GUI (Cirrus ?) : 1 
ATI Ultra + : 1 
Pro : 3  
Pro VLB : 3  
Pro PCI : 1 
Pro EISA : 1 
ATI Ultra XL : 1 
ATI VGA 4000 : 1 
ATI VGA Wonder : 1 
ATI VGA Wonder XL 24 : 1 
AVGA (Paradise SVGA) : 1 
Boca SVGA : 1 
Cardinal 700 : 1 
Cardinal ET 4000/DAC : 1 
Cirrus Logic : 2  
5426 : 2  
5428 VLB : 1 
5630 : 1 
CL-GD5424 VLB : 1 
GD4652 : 3  
VLB : 4  
Diamond SpeedStar : 2  
SpeedStar 24 : 3  
Pro VLB : 3  
Diamond Stealth : 4  
VLB : 5  
Genoa ET 4000 : 2  
Genoa Phantom 32i : 1 
Generic VGA : 1 
Generic ET 4000/w32i : 1 
Generic S3 : 1 
Generic SVGA : 5  
Herculese Dynamite : 1 
IBM XGA-2 : 1 
Metheus Premer S3 : 2  
Oak SVGA (512K) : 3  
Orchid (?) : 1 
Orchid Fahrenheit : 1 
Orchid F1280+ VLB : 1 
Paradise VGA : 4  
Paradise W/Win Acc. : 1 
Realtech : 1 
STB Powergraph VL-24 : 1 
STB Evolution VGA : 1 
Trident VGA : 2  
Trident SVGA : 2  
Trident 8900 : 12  
8900C : 3  
8900CL : 1 
Tseng 2000 : 1 
Tseng ET 4000 : 13  
ET 4000/VLB : 3  
ET 4000/W32i : 2  
ET 4000 turbo : 1 
TSVGA : 1 
Unknown : 8  
Video 7 SVGA : 1 
Video 7 VRAM-II Ergo : 1 
Wang 1024/16c : 1 
Western Digital SVGA : 1 
How much RAM is in your system?
4Mb : 30  
5Mb : 4  
8Mb : 67  
10Mb : 12  
12Mb : 3  
16Mb : 20  
20Mb : 3  
24Mb : 1 
32+Mb: 1 
Are you using ...?
Own Computer :114  
School/Work : 26  
Roommate : 2  
(These numbers do not add up, as some people indicated that they use more than one computer to play DOOM: One at home, and one at work.).
Do you have access to a network to play DOOM?
No : 77  
Yes : 51  
Which do you prefer?
DeathMatch : 32  
Cooperative : 18  
Which control(s) do you use?
Keyboard : 78  
Keyboard + Mouse : 36  
Keyboard + Joystick : 14  
GamePad : 4  
Default Keyboard : 94  
Have you upgraded your system for DOOM?
No :103  
Yes : 25  
What did you upgrade?:
Motherboard : 7  
RAM : 5  
GUS : 4  
Video Card : 4  
Ethernet cards : 3  
SB 16 : 3  
PAS16 : 1 
Keyboard : 1 
Three Button Mouse : 1 
Speakers : 1 
Joystick : 1 
Micro$oft Mouse : 1 
SB Pro : 1 
Sound Card : 1 
Modem : 1 
Cyberman : 1 
(At this time, upgrading your CPU meant buying a new motherboard/CPU combination.)
Considering: : 13  
Did you order the Registered Version:
Yes : 59  
No : 48  
Waiting for Version 1.2: 21  
Was there a problem with your order:
No : 45  
Yes : 14   
(Problems fell into three types; lost orders, long time to receive order and faulty disks.)
(It should be noted that id was not expecting the sheer number of orders they received.)
Your gender:
Male :118  
Female : 4  
None of your business : 3  
Not stated : 2  
Your age:
16 : 2  
17 : 2  
18 : 4  
19 : 16  
20 : 6  
21 : 15  
22 : 10  
23 : 5  
24 : 7  
25 : 10  
26 : 13  
27 : 5  
28 : 5  
29 : 5  
30 : 2  
31 : 3  
32 : 1 
33 : 3  
37 : 1 
38 : 2  
41 : 1 
42 : 2  
43 : 1 
Over 30 : 2  
Not Given : 3  
NOYDB : 1 
Have you turned on any of your friends to DOOM?:
Yes :114  
No : 14  
Number of friends turned on?
1 : 8  
2 : 17  
3 : 20  
4 : 13  
5 : 18  
6 : 12  
7 : 8  
8 : 2  
9 : 2  
10 : 5  
> 10 : 6  
Many : 2  
Not Many : 1 
If you could add a weapon to DOOM, what would it be?:
Acid Sprayer : 1 
Auto Sentry (Aliens) : 1 
Axe : 1 
Bolt Thrower : 1 
Bombs : 1 
Bow & Arrow : 1 
Chain-Rocket Launcher : 1 
Chemical Weapon : 1 
Clamores : 1 
Double Barreled Shotgun : 1 
Fully Automatic Shotgun : 2  
Flamethrower : 36  
Gas Canister : 1 
Grenades : 19  
Grenade Launcher : 1 
Hammer : 1 
Heat Visor : 1 
HK MP5 : 1 
Large Bladed Weapon : 1 
Laser Rifle : 4  
Laser Sighted Rifle : 1 
Light Saber : 1 
Mines : 14  
Mine Spreader : 1 
(Real) Minigun : 2  
Nerve Gas : 1 
Non-Dangerous RL : 1 
Nuclear Warhead : 2  
Phasers : 1 
Pulse Rifle (Aliens) : 3  
Spear : 1 
Time Bomb : 5  
Throwing Knives : 1 
Traps : 1 
What is you favorite weapon in DOOM?:
Fist : 0
Berserk : 1 
Chainsaw : 22  
Pistol : 0
Shotgun : 71  
ChainGun : 15  
Rocket Launcher : 14  
Plasma Rifle : 11  
BFG9000 : 1 
Anything BUT a pistol : 1 
What do you call:
Former Humans:
Army Dudes : 1 
Ass Wipe : 1 
Bad Guys : 1 
Bad'un : 2  
Bastards : 1 
Bitch Ass Niggaz : 1 
Bone Heads : 1 
Butthead : 1 
Cannon Fodder : 2  
Dead Meat : 3  
Dick Heads : 1 
Dudes : 2  
Easy Game : 1 
Entinen Ihminen1 : 1 
Friends : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Green Hair Dudes : 1 
Green Guys : 2  
Green Berets : 1 
Greenies : 1 
Greys : 1 
Grunts : 5  
Guards : 5  
Guy : 9  
Helmut : 1 
"Hey Dickface!" : 1 
Humans : 4  
Lackeys : 1 
Little Guys : 1 
Military Guys : 1 
Mutant Soldiers : 1 
Mutants : 1 
People : 1 
Pistol Guy : 2  
Pussies : 1 
Rifle Guys : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Scum : 1 
Shmucks : 1 
Soldiers : 1 
Troopers : 1 
Ugly Fuck : 1 
Wimps : 2  
Zombies : 3  
1Finnish
Former Human Sergeants:
Armored Mutants 1 
Ass Wipe : 1 
Assholes : 1 
Bad Guys : 1 
Bad'un : 1 
Bald Guys : 1 
Big Dick Heads : 1 
Big Grunts : 1 
Big Guys : 2  
Bitch Ass Niggaz : 1 
Black (Uniformed) Dudes : 1 
Black (Uniformed) Bastards : 2  
Black Berets : 1 
Black Bods : 1 
Blacks : 1 
Bosses : 1 
Butthead : 1 
Dead Meat : 1 
Dickwads : 1 
Dukes : 1 
Entinen Ihminen1 : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Guards : 3  
"Hey Dickface!" : 2  
Humans : 1 
Military Guys With Shotguns : 2  
People : 1 
Red Grunts : 1 
Rifle Guy : 1 
Riflemen : 1 
Sargent Guys : 1 
Sarges : 9  
Saw Bait : 1 
Scum : 1 
Shotgun dudes : 3  
Shotgun guys : 6  
Shotgun Shells : 1 
Shotgunners : 2  
Shotguns : 1 
Soldiers With Shotguns: 1 
Toughie : 1 
Ugly Bastards : 1 
Ugly Fuck's Former Boss : 1 
Zombies : 3  
1Finnish
Imps:
Bastages : 1 
Bastards : 5  
Big Assholes1 : 1 
Bown Spikey Things : 1 
Brown Dudes : 3  
Brown guys : 4  
Brown Things : 4  
Bugs : 1 
Chewbaucka dudes : 1 
Demons : 7  
Dude : 1 
Fire Breathers : 1 
Fireball Dudes : 1 
Fireball Guys : 1 
Fireballs : 1 
Firethrowers : 2  
Flame Throwers : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Great Balls Of Fire : 1 
Hairy Apes : 1 
Horney Dudes : 1 
Impies : 1 
Imps : 17  
Lizard Dudes : 1 
Meanie : 1 
Monks : 1 
Monsters : 1 
Mother-In-Law : 1 
Muncher : 1 
Pig Fuckers : 1 
Pink Dicks : 1 
Prickly Guys : 1 
Pricks : 1 
Razorbacks : 1 
Saker2 : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Son Of a Bitch : 1 
Spike Monsters : 1 
Spiky Bastards : 1 
Things : 1 
Very Ugly Bastards : 1 
Walking turds : 1 
Wherewolves : 1 
1"cuz you can see it when they die"
2Swedish
Demons:
Beasts : 1 
Bull Lookin Thingy : 1 
Bull Things : 1 
Bulls : 4  
Chainsaw Fodder : 1 
Cows : 1 
Demons : 5  
Dogs : 1 
Dudes That Go Crunch : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Ladies : 1 
Little Minotaurs : 1 
Mall Walkers : 1 
Minotaur Things : 1 
Mouths : 1 
Oxen : 2  
Pasty Butt Fucks : 1 
Pig Beasties : 1 
Pig Monsters : 1 
Pig-looking Things : 1 
Piggy Things : 1 
Pigs : 3  
Pink Bastards : 2  
Pink Blobbies : 1 
Pink Bull Things : 1 
Pink Dudes : 1 
Pink Guys : 4  
Pink Munchers : 5  
Pink Pigs : 1 
Pink Shits : 1 
Pink Stumpies : 1 
Pink Things : 7  
Pinkies : 8  
Pinkos : 2  
Puppies : 1 
Sapi1 : 1 
Sargents : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Shaved Buffaloes : 1 
Shaved Yaks : 1 
Skaera Saker2 : 1 
Stimpy : 1 
Taz : 1 
Turbo Pigs : 2  
Ugly Bastards : 1 
Ugly Things : 1 
1Malay for "cow"
2Swedish
Specters:
"*#^$^#" : 1 
Bastards : 2  
Cloakers : 1 
Ghosts : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Invisi-Beast : 2  
Invisible Bastards : 1 
Invisible Blobbies : 1 
Invisible Bulls : 2  
Invisible Demons : 1 
Invisible Dogs : 2  
Invisible Dudes : 1 
Invisible Fucks : 1 
Invisible Gits : 1 
Invisible Guys : 3  
Invisible Man : 1 
Invisible Munchers : 2  
Invisible Pig Monsters: 1 
Invisible Pink Guys : 1 
Invisible Pinkys : 1 
Invisible Puppies : 1 
Invisible Shits : 1 
Invisible Things : 5  
Minotaur Things : 1 
Mr. Invisible : 1 
Nastys : 1 
Osynliga Skaera Saker1: 1 
Pink Bull Things You -
Can't see : 1 
Predator Cows : 1 
Predator Things : 1 
Predators : 5  
Sapi ilang1 : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Scary Dudes : 1 
Semmonen Nakymaton -
Monsteri : 1 
Shades : 1 
Shadow Bulls : 1 
Shadow Demons : 1 
Shadow Monsters : 1 
Shadowbeasts : 4  
Shadows : 6  
Shadowy Things : 1 
Specters : 2  
Spooks : 1 
The Things You Can't -
See Too Easy : 2  
Those Invisible suckers: 1 
Turbo Pigs : 1 
Ugly Bastards : 1 
1Malay for "invisible cow"
Cacodemons:
Ass Wipe : 1 
Ball Shits : 1 
Baso1 : 1 
Beach Balls : 2  
Beholders : 6  
Big Balls : 1 
Big Floating Balls : 1 
Big Red Balls : 1 
Big-Ass Floating Things: 1 
Blobs : 1 
Bloody Ugly Bastards : 1 
Blow Fish : 1 
Cacodemons : 7  
Cunts : 1 
Eyeball Thingies : 1 
Eyeballs : 1 
Floaters : 1 
Floating Dudes : 1 
Floating Eyes : 2  
Floating Heads : 1 
Flygande Oegon2 : 1 
Flying Heads : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Heads : 2  
"Holy shit!" : 1 
Meatballs : 2  
Puss Ballers : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Smiley : 1 
Smilies : 1 
Those Big Round -
Floating Things : 1 
Tomato Things : 1 
Tomatoes : 1 
Ugly Bastards : 1 
Ugly Mothers : 1 
Zit : 1 
1Malay for "meatball"
2Finnish
Lost Souls:
Annoying Bastards : 1 
Dead Heads : 1 
Fiery Shits : 1 
Fire Fucks : 1 
Fishballs : 1 
Flaming Skulls : 6  
Flygande Huvud1 : 1 
Flying Heads : 1 
Flying Skulls : 4  
Flying Wankers : 1 
Fuckers : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Harpies : 1 
Horney Skulls : 1 
Little Bastards : 1 
Lost Souls : 2  
Mimi's : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Screamers : 1 
Shitheads : 1 
Skreeetch : 1 
Skull Guys : 1 
Skullies : 1 
Skulls : 17  
Tengkorak2 : 1 
Ugly Bstards : 1 
1Swedis
2Malay for "Skulls"
Barons Of Hell
"Holy Shit!" : 1 
"Oh shit!-Oh shit!-
Oh shit!" : 1 
"Oh Shit!" : 3  
Assholes : 1 
Backward Pants : 1 
Bad Asses : 1 
Bad Dudes : 1 
Barons Of Hell : 10  
Bastard : 2  
Big Bad Asses : 1 
Big Bastards : 1 
Big Boss Dude : 1 
Big Dudes With Green -
Flames : 1 
Big Horned Things : 2  
Bosses : 2  
Bruisers : 1 
Centaur : 1 
Demon Lord : 1 
Goat Guys : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
Green Fireball Bastards: 1 
Green Guys : 1 
Green-Fire Shooters : 1 
Guy With Green Hands : 1 
Hard Bastards : 1 
Hoofed Bastards : 1 
Hornade Typer1 : 1 
Horny Guys : 1 
Minotaurs : 12  
Mother Fucker : 1 
Night Stalkers : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Snot Boys : 1 
Super Cow : 1 
Super Sapi : 1 
Uncle Buck on a Bad Day: 1 
1Swedish
Cyberdemon:
"Cooool!" : 1 
Bad Bastards : 1 
Bastards : 1 
Big Dude At End Of -
Episode 2 : 1 
Big Fucker : 1 
Big Guy : 1 
Big Ugly Guy : 1 
Bob : 1 
Cyberdemon : 5  
Cyborgs : 2  
Goepfen : 1 
MegaMinotaur : 1 
Mother Fucker : 1 
"Oh Bugger!" : 1 
"Oh Shit!" : 4  
One Bad Dude : 1 
Pretty Damn Hard To Kill: 1 
Raketfyrar Demon1 : 1 
Ray : 1 
Robot : 1 
Rocket Guy : 1 
Rocket Launcher Dude : 1 
Rocket Motherfucker : 1 
Rust Bucket : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Super Minotaur : 1 
Super-Super sapi : 1 
The Guy With The Rocket-
Launcher For an Arm : 1 
Those Things That Carry-
The Rockets : 1 
Throwing Thing : 1 
Ugly Bastards : 1 
1Swedish
Spider Masternind:
Bastard : 1 
Big Guy At End Of -
Episode 3 : 1 
Brain Creature : 1 
Brain Monster : 1 
Brain Thing : 1 
Bugger : 1 
Easy Dude : 1 
Goepfen : 1 
"How can that thing -
WALK!?" : 1 
HUGE Spider : 1 
Laba-laba1 : 1 
Mama : 1 
Robot Insect : 1 
Roger : 1 
Rush (Limbaugh) : 1 
Saw Bait : 1 
Spider Boss : 1 
Spider Dude : 2  
Spider Thing : 5  
Spider : 9  
Spiderdemon : 3  
Spindeldemon2 : 1 
The Other Bad Dude : 1 
Ugly Bastard : 1 
Ugly! : 1 
1Malay for "spider"
2Swedish
One respondent stated that he did not have 'Names' for the different monsters, but instead sent in his reactions, and I quote:
> Former Humans: "Oh, it's only you. <*BLAM!*>"
> F.H. Sergeants: "F*ck you, too! Eat this! <*BLAM!*>"
> Imps: "You guys piss me off the most <foomp> <*KABOOM!*> <SPLAT>"
> Demons: "Do you know what a chainsaw is? Let me show you! :)"
> Specters: "What the? Oh. Chainsaw again."
> Cacodemons: "Christ these things scared me at first."
> Lost Souls: "You annoying little f*ck. <*BLAM!*> <*BLAM!*>"
> Barons of Hell: "Uh, later dude."
> Cyberdemon: "Holy Shit! Let the Rocket war begin..."
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